Dear Loyal Supporters.
I regret to inform you that my recent moon launch was entirely unsuccessful. Though I am truly embarrassed at the utter failure of my attempt, I appreciate your continuing support. Please stay tuned as I continue my quest to embark on the first moon voyage by an astronaut assuming unsolicited corporate sponsorship.
Please enjoy this inspirational quote in recompense for the pepsi-mentos rocket fuel debacle.
"Freedoms ring will never ring brighter than when moon temples shine brightly in the nights sky."
-anonymous aspiring astronaut
most sincerely,
Cyrus.
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