Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Moon Launch a Total Disaster

Dear Loyal Supporters.

I regret to inform you that my recent moon launch was entirely unsuccessful. Though I am truly embarrassed at the utter failure of my attempt, I appreciate your continuing support. Please stay tuned as I continue my quest to embark on the first moon voyage by an astronaut assuming unsolicited corporate sponsorship.

Please enjoy this inspirational quote in recompense for the pepsi-mentos rocket fuel debacle.

"Freedoms ring will never ring brighter than when moon temples shine brightly in the nights sky."

-anonymous aspiring astronaut

most sincerely,


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